Day 104: Calculate

4 August 2017 4:16 PM
Shoutout to our Wavo Cup team for winning even though our bodies were half dead.

Homeroom
“Latin’s grammar is on steroids.” – Mr Woolfe

Physics
“You can talk when you pass the SAC.” – Nathan to Chun Him
“If I pass the SAC you can sactap yourself.” – Chun Him
“Hey! What happened?” – Mrs Cho
“He want to do something, not very appropriate at home.” – Chun Him
“Right hand grip rule?” – Julian

“Matt!” – Mrs Cho
“Sorry, I’m being naughty today.” – Matt Kaye

“What does the calculator say?” – Mrs Cho
“The calculator says we need a break.” – Julian
“Ohhhhhhh.” – rest of the class
“You need to throw away your calculator.” – Mrs Cho

“Many of you have detention today! Show me your homework!! Everyone else just relax. David, Bill Hern, Julian!” – Mrs Cho

Mr Carter comes into the class to return Hern’s CAS calculator. There is a very interesting ‘graph’ on his calculator.
“Get rid of that picture.” – Mr Carter
“Ohhhhh.” – rest of the class
“It’s a graph.” – Hern
“OOOHHHHH” – rest of the class
“It’s called a detention.” – Mr Carter
“OOOHHHHHHHHHHH” – rest of the class
Mr Carter walks out of the room.
“Bill, Hern is smarter than you in methods now because he knows the equation.” – Matt Kaye
“I invented it in year 10.” – Bill
“OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” – rest of the class
“Bill, the area of your graph is 0.” – Hern
“OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!” – rest of the class
“I’m so innocent now.” – Mrs Cho
“Mr Carter said to me ‘you don’t want to see what it is.'” – Mrs Cho
“Mrs Cho, you sure?” – Chun Him

“I’m very tempted to give you a detention.” – Mrs Cho to Hern
“You sure you don’t want to search?” – Chun Him
“Very disgusting drawing.” – Iain

“This is a prism.” – Mrs Cho
“A prison? David Lee.” – Julian
“Julian. We need to have a chat.” – Chun Him

Chemistry
Matt Wo goes up to Mrs Mason and asks her about the pronunciation of the letter “H”
“Back in history, if you were high born you say “H” with the “hh” sound, if you werelow born you say “H” without the “hh” sound.” – Mrs Mason
“YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!” – Micah to Matt Wo

Methods
Mr Wong’s phone kept going off during class.
“It’s probably Mandy.” – Mr Wong
“I hope so.” –  Calvin
“Ooooooooohhhhh.” – rest of the class
“Who said that!” – Mr Wong
Mr Wong goes to check who it is.
“It’s for my friends wedding. It’s not Mandy, but it’s nothing.” – Mr Wong
“Why do you have the need to explain to us?” – Julian

“Mr Wong why did you beng my textbook? That’s two dollars gone on my second hand selling.” – Julian
Mr Wong gives Julian’s textbook back.
“Did you know it’s proven that if you own something you see more value in it?” – Mr Wong
“Is that why you see value in this crap class?” – Julian
“Did you hear that everyone? He just called you a crap class.” – Mr Wong
“That’s why you’re bringing down the average.” – Matt Kaye
“Julian do you have a reply?” – Jasheel
“No. I’m speechless.” – Julian

Mr Wong asks a question.
“What is it. Julian.” – Mr Wong

Spesh
“I’m here to guide you through the statistical morass. Do you know what morass means? A great big mess.” – Mr Woolfe

Shoutout to Mr Woolfe for giving me some of his home made carrot juice.

PS: Hern’s reply
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