Day 100: One hundred one liners
I enjoy writing the blog every day… it’s an honour.
| Day | Quote |
| 1 | I’m yet to complete the chemistry homework, will complete that tonight so Mrs Mason doesn’t give me a detention. |
| 2 | “Detention!” – Mrs Mason to me |
| 3 | Specialist Maths is far more interesting than methods” – Mr Woolfe |
| 4 | “I enjoy seeing my friends everyday.. it’s an honour.” – Jasheel Reddy |
| 5 | “Because the CAS is on marijuana. I’ll help take the drugs off it for you.” – Mr Woolfe |
| 6 | “Mrs Cho don’t look at me.” – David Lee |
| 7 | “You all look half dead,” – Mr Woolfe |
| 8 | “Julian, I’m aiming for 20 in spesh.” – Joseph |
| 9 | “…Linear dependency? The examiners know students don’t like it so they put it in the exam. They’re sadistic, VCAA, they like to torture you.” – Mr Woolfe |
| 10 | “Well I’m asking Jesse a question about menopause,” replied Obed. |
| 11 | “C’mon Mrs Cho how can that even happen? My jumper just walk away. It doesn’t even make sense, it’s not even science. It’s so impossible. My jumper just walked to the floor.” – David Lee |
| 12 | “We are trying to promote a spirit of unity and coherence. Yes, unity and coherence.” – Mr Hodge |
| 13 | “Julian always asks me the same questions that I’ve just explained… But I still love you Julian.” – Mr Woolfe |
| 14 | “Tea is just flavourless water. It’s just an excuse to drink food dye.” – Matthew Kaye |
| 15 | “Matt are you okay? We’re not trying to start a gang war.” – Mrs Mason |
| 16 | “Joseph don’t laugh, I’m going to check homework. Make sure you do the homework.” – Mr Wong |
| 17 | “We’re having a topic test on vectors soon. I haven’t decided the date for it yet. Bill you can decide when we do it. When do we want to do it Bill?” – Mr Woolfe |
| 18 | “They’re useless, replied Makar, “They don’t do anything, like Mark Davies.” |
| 19 | “Tissues are like clouds, that’s why you should put your head in the tissue.” – Micah Wong |
| 20 | “I did the opposite of the homework that was assigned” – Julian Yeoh |
| 21 | “This class is a disaster.” – Micah Wong to Darren |
| 22 | “It’s someone’s name! How would you feel like in 100 years time they found something of yours and called it Kathryn Moran and said it sounded dumb how would you feel?” – Mr Wong |
| 23 | “Julian! What did you have for breakfast today? Marijuana cookies??” – Mr Woolfe |
| 24 | “I think we should use radiation to create babies. You could choose how much radiation to put in and they could have 6 fingers. My son’s going to be a superhero. ” – Makar |
| 25 | “I felt really sad while marking your SATs.” – Mr Wong |
| 26 | “Can’t even write chemical equations and you call yourself a chemist.” – Makar to Ethan |
| 27 | “Tyndale’s performance is the new definition of speechless.” – Mrs Mason |
| 28 | “Mrs Cho you making me a sticker! Mrs Cho why you make me a sticker? Why you make me a sticker!” – David Lee |
| 29 | “Do you want to join my bomb agency?” – Makar |
| 30 | “You’re blog inspires me. I only come to school to read your blog.” – Janelle |
| 31 | “There’s a light at the end of the tunnel they say, that’s if there’s not a train coming the other way.” – Mr Woolfe |
| 32 | “Now when I’m married I’ll have plenty of time to practice sex with my wife.” – Mr Low |
| 33 | “There’s nothing bad about TAFE.” – David Choung |
| 34 | “Julian do you do EAL?” – Mr Wong |
| 35 | “Springvale is the standard for dodgy, but Boxhill is reaching that standard.” – Mr Wong |
| 36 | “Are we the worst physics class you’ve ever had?” – Matt K |
| 37 | Wellbeing level: 0/0 |
| 38 | “Don’t mix variables, don’t mix your v’s and u’s. If you want to give the VCAA examiner a heart attack and send them to hospital just mix variables.” – Mr Woolfe |
| 39 | “I googled Shannon homeless article and found out Elise Elliot is related to Tom Elliot. They’re husband and wife!” – Maddie |
| 40 | “Cambridge specialist twits you’ve been smoking. This is the stupid ridiculous Cambridge textbook. This is all Cambridge’s fault for combining these two concepts into one exercise. They’re the ones who are smoking.” – Mr Woolfe |
| 41 | “You know I sponsored a kid from World Vision. He wrote me a letter saying he was an Arsenal supporter, so I stopped funding him.” – Makar |
| 42 | “In Year 7 Mr Wong made us watch a death row documentary for our ‘class party.’ There was blood and stuff, it was disgusting.” – Jesse |
| 43 | “Please no talking, we aren’t at the cinemas watching The Fate of the Furious.” – Miss van Hulst |
| 44 | “You deserve a 50 for English because of your blog. But you won’t get a 50.” – Mr Chapman |
| 45 | “I take a look around the class and I’m quite worried for you guys because you really need to learn to use the CAS better.” – Mr Wong |
| 46 | David Lee ripped his pants while playing soccer square. |
| 47 | I use pen not pencil. If Mr Carter takes marks off me, I sue the school.” – Bill |
| 48 | “Are elephants herbivores or carnivores?” – Julian |
| 49 | “I’ve never been sexted. I’m not sure that I’m a good candidate. I’ve never sent a sext or recieved a sext in my life. Am I clean then?” – Mr Woolfe |
| 50 | “I’m pleasantly surprised in how well our class did for the SAT.” – Mr Wong |
| 51 | “What’s Julian up to now? He’s paying homage to the rubbish bin.” – Mr Woolfe |
| 52 | “Miss McClimens is the cure for depression,” commented Julian. |
| 53 | “Does anyone know what Yi Fan is doing with his life?” – Mrs Mason |
| 54 | “I got punched by a black guy.” – Anton |
| 55 | “I have debating, I’m going to die.” – Julian |
| 56 | “ADJUDICATORS! LEND ME YOUR EARS!! I AM JULIAN!!” – Julian |
| 57 | “I find that I get sleepy when I read the Bible, does that mean the devil doesn’t want me to read it?” – Julian |
| 58 | “John the Baptist was pregnant.” – Obed |
| 59 | “I can count your physics score with one hand.” – Ethan to Iain |
| 60 | “I can’t believe you guys are in Year 12.” – Mr Wong |
| 61 | “The bomber jacket is perfect size. You can fit a vest, and there’s even a pocket for a detonator.” – Makar |
| 62 | Some Year 11 kid from Finney kicked me in the knee and tripped me over. |
| 63 | “My life is complete now that I’m in the blog.” – Miss Chan |
| 64 | “The best way to write good essays is to read 5 bijillion essays. I have 18 bijillion under my belt.” – Miss McClimens |
| 65 | “Physics is not maths.” – Mrs Cho |
| 66 | “I can’t read Roman! I’m very disappointed. Now I’m going to dig holes for a living.” – Makar |
| 67 | “I saw a lot of you freeze up during the SAC.” – Mr Wong |
| 68 | “Jasheel started coming up even before they announced he was speaker of the day.” – Khyl |
| 69 | “The easiest way to stay in soccer squares is to make use of your oral skills and bs your way even if you’re supposed to be out.” – Ethan |
| 70 | “I can’t go tuna fishing anymore! I would bring you fresher sushi than Anton” – Jonas |
| 71 | “Do you want me to bring more expired stuff for methods?” – Jonas |
| 72 | “You should only have two earrings in your head.” – Mr Chapman |
| 73 | “Feeesyics!!!” – everyone cheered when Mrs Cho walked in |
| 74 | “Mrs Cho I sense racism. I held my hand up longer than Darren and you still picked Darren instead!” – Matt Kaye |
| 75 | “…and you’re meant to be learning physics. Pronounced correctly.” – Mr Chapman |
| 76 | “Did you know you can make rats pregnant?” – Makar |
| 77 | Mr. Bawden: Bo Zhang, will you close in prayer? In the English please. |
| 78 | “…Isn’t rice cheaper? Don’t Asians usually eat rice for lunch?” – Mrs Higgins |
| 79 | “You’re very smiley Mak.” – Mrs Mason |
| 80 | “Julian you deserve a 40 for Specialist Maths. What marijuana cookies are you on? What have you been smoking?” – Mr Woolfe |
| 81 | Friendship is protective and reassuring. I was standing around 6 metres away from Mr Hodge he was looking at me, and somehow accidentally kicked the soccer ball into my face. |
| 82 | “All of you physics people I don’t want to hear any feeeesyics.” – Mrs Mason |
| 83 | “David, say for instance I wanted to come back and do VCE, would you recommend me taking specialist maths?” – Shane to Chun Him |
| 84 | “I see potential for 50’s in this class…” – Mrs Cho |
| 85 | “Why are you complaining? I always get Neil and David as my partners. Absolutely useless.” – Makar |
| 86 | “Your oral isn’t going to get you anywhere in life. The blog however will.” – Mr Chapman |
| 87 | “I bet I could do the Further SAC without a calculator and still do better than you.” – Makar to Ethan |
| 88 | “Please not David Choung!!!! He can’t even read a scale!!!!” – Makar to Mrs Mason and Chounggy |
| 89 | “You winged the Wong number. He’s downstairs working his insides out.” – Mr Woolfe on the phone |
| 90 | “Are you saying I’m fat today?” – Miss van Hulst |
| 91 | “VCAA are sick.” – Mr Woolfe |
| 92 | “My class demolished this question. I mean the question demolished my class.” – Mr Woolfe |
| 93 | “Elephants don’t have dongers.” said Danielle. |
| 94 | I give up now. |
| 95 | “After English, Further Maths is the most popular subject in the state.” – Mr Carter advertising further |
| 96 | Closed until I get my life back in order. |
| 97 | “When I first came to the school someone asked if I was partly British.” -May |
| 98 | “In Chem, Mrs Mason asked to give examples of fats and Hern screamed my name!” – Mark |
| 99 | “There’s only one colour. Pencil.” – Mr Wong |
| 100 | “Your year level causes a lot of grief to the teachers.” – Mrs Cho |
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